This can't get a job former PLL actress doesn't need to be using again. Why did the French start using garlic? Raise both hands if you are French. What color is the American flag? He hates America, he loves mistresses and he wears a beret.
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Jacques Chirac ——————————————————————————— Q: What is the other way to spell the name of the French president? Why is it good to be French? You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you. What is the French battle flag? It is three white fleur-de-lies on a white background.
Why do Frenchmen always wear yellow ties? To match their teeth. What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand? What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered? Table for one hundred thousand, sir? How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your back yard?
Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant. What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman? Did you hear about the Frenchman who lost his license to practice medicine? He was caught having sex with some of his patients. How do you stop a French tank?
Why do Frenchmen have moustashes? To remind them of their mothers. How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb? How do you ruin a French party?
Flush the punch bowl. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He stands still and Europe revolves around him. Why did the Frenchman sell his water skis? You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Frenchman is there?
How do you know if an Italian is there? He bet on the duck. How do you know if the Mafia is there? One to screw the bulb in, the rest to brag about how great the French are at screwing. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? So the French can show them how to surrender.
What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. What do you do if a Frenchman throws a pin at you? Did you hear about the French helicopter crash? The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan. How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub? Throw in a bar of soap.
Hit him on the nose. What do you call a Frenchman with girl friends? How do you confuse a Frenchman? Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner. How do you keep a Frenchman in suspense? Obviously he was speaking for the French! There are skid marks in front of the skunk. What does it say on the bottom of a Perrier bottle in France? Did you hear about the French hockey team? They all drowned in spring training. Did you hear about the new automatic French parachutes?
They open on impact. It is really rare that I talk about this corner of the entertainment industry. However, when things in that corner pop up and they spill over into everything else, it can be interesting.
Apparently, the person who quit rather than being fired in this situation, has two best friends who are both actors you know. One is probably A- and one is probably going to win an Oscar this year.
The person who quit set them up with co-workers on the down low and also knows a couple secrets about the pair that they probably don't want made public. Posted by ent lawyer at 8: Apparently behind the scenes, this A list rapper said some not nice things about this foreign born permanent A list singer.
Therefore, the singer has made it her mission to get the rapper dis-invited to events and for producers and others not to work with her. I hope the rapper enjoyed her career. This former A- list tweener better be careful. His new best friend is that former A list teen actor who has way better drugs than the former tweener is used to. That is how you get an overdose death.
I'm sure the former teen actor would find a way to exploit it. Our executive who is known for some outlandish things and is in the Fortune keeps pairs of Louboutins in various sizes in his home. Apparently he enjoys hiring women for the night to put them on and walk on him.
Posted by ent lawyer at November 2, What do you do if you are this foreign born A list singer who is young but never seems to date anyone? Much less than her "modeling" assignments but way less intimacy. Their motto is the more coke the merrier. December 29, This former tweener turned A- list singer spent most of her Christmas passed out from drugs.